Neptune's "You Grew a Mustache" Style Guide
Neptune's going ham and you grew a mustache! Now you need the clothes to go with it.
Hey boss, I hear you grew a mustache. So did I. For those of you who didn't (or should I say haven't yet) gotten the memo, it's now not only ok, but straight up cool to rock the facial hair that, for so long, was the pariah of the men's grooming world.
Now, the stache is everywhere.
For those of you who want the astrological take on the phenomena (of course you do that's why you're here), the red-hot resurgence of the mustache in pop culture has a suspicious correlation with Neptune's recent ingress into Aries, starting with a peek-a-boo in early 2025 and now moving to a full-on situation as the planet of glamour "settles" into our most active of signs.
Will the mustache stay cool the entire time Neptune stays hot? My money says yes, until 2039, when Neptune will slide into Taurus. Maybe after that it'll be Taurus-coded. Beards and surgically-implanted horns? Stay tuned.
But I digress. Neptune's blame or not, we find ourselves needing the threads to go with our facial hair. Luckily, I write for this here style publication, so I'm going to line up the trending threads to go with our facial hair. Dig in, while the stache' lasts. Be on notice that, at least for this early Neptune-in-Aries moment, we are coding camo, workwear, and military wear– another indication of the Martial. 🔱
Camo Game On Point
The camo situation is a must to go with the must right now. Use one of these pieces to take advantage of this sure-to-be-limited-but-cool-as-heck-right-now trend.
Horseshoe Appliqué Hat - Camo
We are proud to display our newest hat - the low crown 5-panel. This Made in the USA hat has a pleated front panel which fits very comfortably on all heads.
Los Rios Snapback | Camo | Seager Co.
The ‘Los Rios’ Snapback combines a cotton canvas crown, roping on the brim, and a bold screen-printed illustration for a vintage feel with modern style. High-profile fit, timeless design - this one’s ready for anything. Details: High profile, structured snapback “Hey Good Lookin” tag on inside of hat One size fits most
Seager Co.
ts(s) Cover All Jacket - Camo Garment Dye Cotton Cloth - Blue
The Blue Camo Garment Dye Cotton Cloth Cover All Jacket by ts(s) is inspired by workshop chore jackets, drawing on elements of tailoring and military garments in an anatomically designed fit. This jacket is made in an exclusively developed 8 oz. Japanese Plain Weave Cloth for warm-weather durability, drape, and comfortable functionality. This lightweight canvas is garment-dyed to a saturated blue and printed with a custom camouflage pattern in olive and charcoal tones for a sophisticated take on a military standard that will evolve uniquely with wear. Designed and developed by Takuji Suzuki with an experimental approach to traditional menswear influences, this garment is crafted in Japan for the classic enthusiast seeking the avant-garde of heritage. The Cover All Jacket has a set-in front with articulated sleeves and an expertly darted shoulder, a front button closure, and is unlined for multi-season utility and layering with a perfected drape. Reflecting evolved elements, this jacket has workwear-styled pocketing with a buttoned chest patch pocket, oversized lower patch pockets, an interior patch pocket with button closure, functional jacketing button cuffs, and is completed with olive corozo buttons and felled seams throughout. The Blue Camo Garment Dye Cover All Jacket will become that style-forward icon crafted with traditional quality and designed with ingenuity.
ts(s)
SWEATSHIRT Camo 4 Patch
Social Impact Fashion with an unprecedented giveback model: 50% Profit to Artisans and sponsoring a child’s Education. #fiftyfifty #noleftnoright
ONE432
OEM+ Camo Cap
Frog Skin.Low-profile fit hat with custom embroidery. Made in small batches using our N.S.L. shape.
Stüssy Basic Stock Raglan Thermal Woodland Camo
- Acid wash cotton waffle knit- Stüssy basic stock logo printed at left chest & across back- Raglan sleeves- Ribbed neck & cuffs- 100% cotton
Stussy
Ormiston Jacket - Floral Camo
This Ormiston Jacket from Kestin features an intricate, jacquard-woven tapestry pattern that adds a ton of depth and detail to a classic chore-style silhouette. It’s tailored with a relaxed fit for easy layering and comes with two large waist patch pockets, a single chest pocket, a simple 5-button placket, and a spread
Kestin
South2 West8 Cap
Adjustable South2 West8 forest camo ball head 3 layer waterproof laminated with embroidered horn logo. One size fits all 100% cotton outer, laminated polyamide inner Silver embroidered South2 West8 skull horn logo Forest camouflage Made in Japan
South2 West8
The Perfect Pants for the Vibe
If you have recently added a mustache to your face, you'll want pants with the fit that rules the day. Get the pants right, and the rest of the outfit will fall right into place. Here are some fly choices.
15 Oz Blue Blood Double Knee Carpenter 2.0 Selvedge Denim For Men ( Tr
The double knee carpenter started on job sites which were built for people who needed denim that could handle real wear. Extra fabric at the knees, tool pockets on the side, everything had a purpose. Over time, it moved beyond workwear, but the construction stayed the same. The reinforced panels, the utility details we
Craft & Glory
Neighborhood 5-P Savage Wide Cut Jeans
Savage denim pants crafted from original 12oz selvedge denim, with every element—from fabric to buttons and rivets—specially produced. Finished with multiple aging treatments, including heavy fading, washed backing patches, and irregular-pitch repair techniques, to evoke the look of fabric deterioration and realistic w
Neighborhood
Junya Watanabe Man x Levi’s® Cinchback Printed Big-E Linen Denim Jeans
Each season, Junya Watanabe creates distinctive denim pieces in collaboration with Levi’s® fabrics. This unwashed straight-leg model features an exclusive double pocket construction with a tweed back pocket, and the print is provided by legendary Harajuku vintage shop BerBerJin. Crafted from 13oz raw denim with a cinch
Junya Watanabe Man
Blues Straight / Trousers / Cotton. Denim Indigo | HAVEN
WTAPS Blues Straight Trousers in 14oz denim with stone bio-bleach finish, featuring a wide straight fit and subtle worn-in character.
WTAPS
RRL Limited-Edition Seeded Selvedge Jean Natural Rinse
Pre-Order | Item will be shipped within 10-14 days after order is placed Relaxed-fitting jeans made in America from 12.4 oz. greige selvedge denim. Seeded cotton right-hand twill is woven in Japan. Detailing inspired by Western jeans from the 1930s. Decorative stitching at the back pockets. Button fly. Adjustable buckl
RRL
U.S.ARMY M-43 Nepdenim Pants Vintage Worn | HAVEN
The HERILL U.S. Army M-43 Nepdenim Pants are crafted from the brand’s signature nep denim, offering a softly irregular surface with a textured character…
HERILL
Get a Sweater
I think a good sweater is a must for the mustached man.
Slouchy Cardigan Sweater Old Gold
Dehen’s newest version of their traditional varsity cardigan offers a relaxed, unstructured fit inspired by contemporary fashion, vintage Dehen looks, and the 90’s Grunge scene; something comfortable and cozy for the Pacific Northwest. This slouchy cardigan retains the traditional details of Dehen’s classic cardigans,
Dehen
14oz Ultra Heavyweigt Loopwheel Cotton Zip Up Sweater - Black
Made in Japan. Constructed from ultra-heavy “Wakayama” loopwheeled cotton fleece which is super warm and extremely windproof.
Iron Heart
Knit Cardigan Crepe Weave Stripe - Purple
Mohair blend fabric with a crepe weave Buttons at the side slits Color: Purple 55% mohair, 30% nylon, 15% wool Made in Japan Model is 6′2 wearing a size M TAGGED SIZE S M L SHOULDER 20 22 22.5 CHEST 22 23 23.5 SLEEVE 24 24.5 24.5 CENTER BACK 24 25 25.5 Measurements of actual garment in inches.Click here for our measuri
Boxer High Neck Knitted Sweater - Rhus Indigo Mint
An eye-catching knit sweater constructed from a midweight cotton yarn that’s light and durable. Features a rolled turtle neck finish that’s perfect for the upcoming cold weather, and finished with a unique irregular dye treatment for a distinct look. 100% Cotton Turtleneck collar Irregular dye effect Ribbed cuffs and h
Work Coats For Mustache Gods
The right coat could be the clutch piece for the man with the recently-unveiled stache. A work coat can be just the trick to go along with your new look, but the options abound. Here are some of them.
Houston Fade Work Jacket Brown
A simple zip-up work jacket made from soft cotton canvas. A chemical (acid) wash gives the fabric a faded appearance and a distinctive, uneven texture throughout. The jacket develops unique character over time with wear. The lining is crafted from a high-quality paisley fabric with a soft touch.- Style: Fade Work Jacke
Houston
Full Count US Army Covert Chambray Pullover Shirt VE (Vintage Effect)
Having undertaken some new design and brand development over the past couple of seasons, Full Count are back with their latest collection blending timeless design with some unique and classic twists. The US Army Chambray Pullover from Full Count is a classic take on rare and hard-to-find vintage US Army Pullover, first
Full Count
Connected Work Jacket - Brown
From YOKE a reconstructed jacket based on two iconic pieces: Carhartt’s Detroit Jacket and Patagonia’s Retro-X model. The main outer is a duck canvas work jacket featuring a contrast corduroy collar, a two-way zip front, a chest zip pocket, and side welt pockets. The inner pays homage to the Retro-X with the mesh lining and additional zip side pockets hidden within the snap-fastened fleece panels. This is a one-of-a-kind garment that blends two very different textures: the stiffness of duck canvas with the softness of fleece. Made in Japan
Shell: 100% Cotton, Parts: 100% Polyester
Available in Brown and Gray The model is 6′1″/185cm and wears size 4/L 3/M
4/L Pit to Pit
27.2″
28″ Shoulder Across
22.8″
23.2″ Body Length
27.2″
28.5″ Sleeve Length
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24″
2054-2 Denim Sport Jacket - Indigo
A sport jacket inspired by the style widely worn across America in the 1950s–60s, reimagined in 10oz denim. With carefully calculated proportions—such as body width, length, and collar size—it offers a perfectly balanced silhouette. Classic details include double-welted front pockets and a large #8 WALDES zipper. The r
10.5oz Herringbone Work Jacket - Indigo
Paying homage to the classic mechanic jackets of the 1950s and ’60s, our zippered work jacket is cut for a slightly more relaxed fit than a Type III, while still tailored for a contemporary silhouette.This model is made from 10.5oz Japanese herringbone twill — a fabric rooted in vintage workwear and renowned for the du
Iron Heart
Palermo Workwear Jacket in an Opulent Green Japanese Cotton
Pulled straight from the 1950s Italian garage. Back then a jacket like this was just what you wore to work — no more thought put into it than that. Made in Japan from a cotton, wool and linen blend. It has weight but it moves, breathes in summer, layers in winter. The opulent green only gets better as it wears in. Bras
Delikatessen
14oz BLKxBLK Denim BONE Lining Reversible ZIP-UP Work JKT | HAVEN
The KAPITAL 14oz BLKxBLK Denim BONE Lining Reversible ZIP-UP Work JKT is crafted from black-on-black denim, offering a durable fabric with a deep, tonal…
KAPITAL
Some Dope Shoes to go with the stache
Now that the rest of your outfit is on point, you need some great boots to round it all out. Here are some for ya.
Jack Penny Loafers Rust & Denim – Goodyear Welted
Get heads turning with these black Jack Penny loafers. Goodyear welted and xtralight sole for maximum style and comfort.
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John Lofgren Wabash Engineer Boots - Horween CXL Roughout
The Wabash Engineer boot is based off careful examination of several pairs of vintage engineer boots from John Lofgren’s personal collection. Carefully refined over many iterations, these boots epitomize the brand’s definition of the “Made in Japan” standard: painstaking attention to detail coupled with master craftsma
Franklin & Poe
Adelita Honey/Ginger Western Boot -
Featuring a distinctive square-shaped heel, these boots stand out with a unique and refined Western silhouette.
Unmarked
TOTLEY Barefoot Apron Shoe - Black Horween Chromexcel Leather
The barefoot apron shoe is the low-profile counterpart to the apron boot, the same uncompromising build, in a cleaner, more versatile silhouette. Cut from Horween Chromexcel leather, it carries a depth and richness that only improves with time, pulling up beautifully and developing a patina that’s entirely shaped by th
Goral
YOKE x Foot The Coacher Leather Loafer Black | HAVEN
The YOKE x Foot The Coacher Leather Loafer in water-dyed leather, featuring a collapsible heel and supple Italian leather sole for relaxed everyday wear.
YOKE
【Yuketen】Italian Hex Eye Boat Shoe w/ Cortina Sole - Horween Grizzly B
商品概念 Yuketen 的美國製莫卡辛鞋系列，靈感來自早期嚮導們在新英格蘭未開拓荒野中穿著的粗獷鞋履。 那個時代的鞋子，深刻反映了歐洲狩獵文化與美洲原住民工藝之間的相遇與融合。莫卡辛鞋柔軟、能完整包覆雙腳的結構，原本是美洲原住民面對嚴寒冬季與艱難狩獵環境時不可或缺的設計。 後來，這種傳統結構又與現代西方製鞋技術結合，例如經過工程設計的鞋楦、模具與堅固外底。這段歷史性的融合，完美平衡了莫卡辛鞋如第二層肌膚般的舒適感，以及在荒野環境中所需的強韌耐用性。 也正是這樣，Yuketen 的莫卡辛系列逐漸成形，並自豪地承襲美國昔日美好年代的文化與傳統。我們深深敬重這份拓荒精神，也持續探索這個經典設計所蘊含的無限可能。 設計細節 為了心中仍懷抱
Yuketen
Sperry Off-White CVO Sneaker Reissued
Shop Sperry Canvas CVOs & Browse our selection of Shoes, Sport Coats, Trousers & more.
Made-in-USA Mocha Suede Tassel Loafer
Shop Shoes & browse our exclusive Alden collection & more.
Huarache Balam Natural Veg Tan: Inspired by Mexico’s Huarache Sandal
Crafted from vegetable-tanned leather and entirely handwoven using traditional Mexican huarache techniques, they combine artisanal heritage, breathability, and long-lasting durability in a timeless silhouette.
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Enjoy your mustache! All praise to Neptune.
