Yo, my slick & sagacious sartorial sorcerers! Y'all geniuses been conjurin' up world-bendin' digital alchemy, but sometimes that "Techbro" aura you're emanatin' can harsh the vibe, feel me? It's like your threads are a mundane incantation, all casual & slack, when you could be weavin' a glamour that's straight-up ENSORCELLING.

But fear not, 'cause we're gonna transmute that lead into fashion gold, baby. First up, banish those athleisure rags back to the astral plane. Ain't nothing wrong with comfort, but you gotta elevate, you know? Swap 'em for some tailored trousers & crispy shirts, maybe some premium denim - threads that drape your mortal form with POWER.

Lose The Vest, Embrace Work Coat Magic

Embrace the mighty Work Coat, a talisman against the hoodie's curse. Yon vestment of versatility conjures a look both enchanted & refined.

Seize colors that throb with eldritch energy - black, navy, grey, denim or even a colorful patterned situation - and watch as it morphs your vibe from casual to captivating.

Some picks from the Hierophant:

Vallee Jacket - Sand
The Casey Casey Vallee Jacket is a beautiful oversized spring layer that can transition into the fall. We love the classic 3-button style and the midweight cotton that is intentionally crinkled for a lovely texture. Other details include buttoned patch pockets in the front and a back vent. Relaxed fit. Made in France 99% Cotton, 1% Polyester Sand (beige) Model is 5′7/170 cm and wears a size S S M L Pit to Pit 23″ Body Length 28″ Sleeve Length 21″
Japanese Reproduction Wool Blanket Coverall Chore Coat, Woolrich Brand, Red with Black and Orange Geometric Pattern - S
Carefully selected and imported from Japan, each vintage jacket develops its own individual characteristics from years of unique fading and wear. Kiriko’s collection is sourced from Japan’s finest manufacturers and mills to showcase the variety of premium brands the nation has to offer. This is from a Japan-exclusive s
Lick Clothing - Chore Coat Denim
Expertly crafted by hand in Santa Barbara, made with deadstock materials.
Chore Coat in Khaki Linen
Our chore coat is a classic style inspired by vintage French workwear jackets. We’ve taken our favorite tailoring details--flat-felled seams, four pockets, the bottom two of which wrap around the side, and one of the chest pockets is internal--and tweaked others like the collar shape to make this piece feel fresh. ~sp
Front placket pearlized button closure Front chest patch pockets Side seam pocket entries Single pearlized button at cuffs Obey side seam flag label 55% Linen 45% Viscose Relaxed Fit

Lose Dem Sneakers

Sneakers? Catnip for novices, fine for basic tasks but lacking planetary might.

Tech bros, gather your too-clean Nikes and transmute 'em into boat shoes, boots, or even some dope clogs n' mules, and feel the shift in your mystique. Loafers shoes are an easy enchantment to employ, while boots bring a lighting-tipped power to your look.

Pick top-tier footwear talismans, 'cause they're the bedrock of your whole ensemble.

Some picks from the Hierophant:

*Due to our limited stock, purchases are limited to two different sizes at one pair each. For example, if you are unsure if you are a size 10 or 10.5, you are able to buy one pair of size 10 and one pair of size 10.5. We reserve the right to cancel any orders. The Iron Ranger was originally built for iron miners in the
Klitmøller Purple
Meet Klitmøller [ KLEET - MAUL - ER ] Slip on, venture out. Bound to become part of your daily routine as your cozy companion, Klitmøller is the definition of comfort & ease. Handcrafted with soft, buttery, pebbled terracare® leather and lined with 100% European sheep’s wool, this gem is lighter than a shoe but more substantial than a slipper. From morning to night, indoors to outdoors, the all-new Klitmøller is comfortable, warm, and durable. You asked for a pebbled leather and wool-lined Blåvand, & we delivered.
Introducing whole new version of our casual loafer. For this specific loafer range we have developed a new last from scratch: The Nova Last. This last is designed to provide a superior loafer fit, featuring and adjusted heel fit to prevent any possible slippage and a generous fit in the forefoot, allowing for a very co
Rango Creepers Brown Suede with calf Skin US8
Get ready to rock the classic creeper style with Rango Creepers Eco White! Made with eco-friendly Alum Tanned leather and a goodyear welt, these shoes are a worthy investment.
Birkenstock London Taupe Suede
Suede upper Strap with adjustable buckle Pronounced arch support Natural cork footbed Made in Portugal

Sacred Accessorizing

And don't sleep on the sacred art of Accessorizing, my mages of anti-techbro mode! A classic watch, a leather belt, some fly glasses - these simple relics can amplify your aura tenfold. (Beware, too many accessories are...too many).

Some picks from the Hierophant:

Zodiac x RedBar Super Sea Wolf Pro-Diver – Windup Watch Shop
Introducing an exclusive collaboration with RedBar Group — a global community of watch collectors and enthusiasts united by inclusivity, camaraderie and a shared passion for horology. For more than 140 years, Zodiac has been dedicated to the precision and craftsmanship associated with Swiss watchmaking. In that time, w
Kobashi Studio 5mm Traditional Beads Bracelet Red/Black
This stunning piece that draws inspiration from the rich heritage of Native American jewelry. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this bracelet features a premium deerskin leather main cord, providing a luxurious feel against your skin. The adjustable design ensures a perfect fit for any wrist size, allowing f
Legend “Vivid Flora” Silver Ring With Turquoise (R-75-TQ)
Please email us to order. We will assist you to choose your perfect size. Legendary silver art from Japan!This simple yet elegant ring is inspired by the never-ending perspective we see when looking up at the sky, represented by the beautiful natural turquoise gemstone!Hand-crafted by Nao, the silver artisan behind Leg
Japanese Crane Bracelet
Kiuchi Handcraft has launched this new style under the Orient Smith brand.The new style includes a silver bracelet with a Tsurunomaru (Crane) motif that is intricately fret-worked on both sides with the brand initials “O, S”. Cranes are considered auspicious and have been known to live for a thousand years in East Asia
Bradley Mtn X Bloedstone Wolf Ring
This Ring is made to order. Please allow 3-4 weeks to ship. We have partnered up with Bloodstone. Cody Howell (an old employee of Bradley Mountain’s), has started his own venture making the most amazing mens rings on the market. He carved this amazing custom wolf ring for us to sell as part of our 12 Year Anniversary

Say No to Athleisurewear Pants

The necromancers of comfort have bewildered the tech-bro plebes with arcane promises of pants that fit to form. However, embracing this dark magic comes with a price, and the athleisurewear pant, betrayed by both form and fabric, has enslaved many a tech-bro in a matrix of wackness. Here are some antidotes to what ails thee.

Some picks from the Hierophant:

Comme des Garçons HOMME Cotton Linen Pleated Pants Black
- Damn these pants are perfect. Cotton linen. Black. Pleated. Slightly cropped. I could go on and on but then you wouldn’t look at the pictures and like my father said, a picture is worth a thousand words. It’s true he tried to convince me to use a picture for a thousand word essay in high school.- Linen cotton twill- Elastic waist with integrated webbing belt & Fidlock closure- Pleated front- Front slash pockets & rear welt pockets- 54% linen 46% cotton- Made in Japan- Model is 6’0” (183cm), 160lbs (73kg) and wearing size M
Carrol Pants ‘Ivory’
Visvim | SKU: 0124105008010 124105008010 IVOR
blurhms ROOTSTOCK 2046D Chino Pants - Ivory | Wallace Mercantile Shop
Shop the latest fashion from Japanese label Blurhms. Free shipping is now available from Wallace Mercantile Shop.
Donegal Corduroy Five Pocket Pants - Blue Marine
This stunning “donegal” corduroy comes from one of our favorite mills in Italy which specializes in weaving only corduroys and velvets. They’ve been weaving corduroy since the late 1800s, and still have a stream running through the mill which they use to wash and clean the cotton. An exclusive fabric to Wythe, the done

Formally Casual

Lastly, leave your tech-bro style firmly in the dust with this formal/casual hack, losing the puffy vest and entering a plane of sartorial sleight of hand that'll push your powers to illustrious heights. A casual blazer situation can alchemize your look, even when paired with the humble jean or chino.

Just remember, as you quest for this new & improved style, don't lose sight of your own inner enchantment. Your threads should be a mirror for your very soul, a glamour that's uniquely YOURS.

Some picks from the Hierophant:tech-bro

Hansen Garments Josef 5-Button Workwear Blazer - Dark Navy
The Josef is a somewhat loose-fitting blazer made of thick, tear-resistant bull twill, and finished with rounded pockets and horn buttons. Straddling dressy and casual, this blazer can be worn on its own, or with Hansen’s Fred trousers as a complete suit. FINAL SALE - NO RETURNS
Inox Loose Blazer - Slate
A loose fit blazer from Album di Famiglia in a new fabric: a stretchy, light to mid-weight cotton/virgin wool blend that looks like a dark gray denim but is much more flexible. We love the contrast stitching around the buttons and the pinstripe lining in the body. Other details include drop shoulders, two front flap pockets, and a back vent. Regular fit, runs slimmer than other ADF blazers - we recommend sizing up for bigger busts/shoulders or if you prefer a more relaxed fit. Made in Italy 51% Cotton, 37% Virgin Wool, 8% Metal Fibre, 4% Elastane Lining: 81% Modal, 17% Poly, 2% Cupro Slate (dark gray) Coordinating item with Inox Cross Skirt in Slate XS S M L Pit to Pit 21.5″ 23″ Shoulder Across 23.5″ Body Length 24″ 25.5″
Engineered Garments - Ivy Blazer - Linen Twill - OR241
Ivy Blazer - Linen Twill 3ボタンにセンターフックドベント、3パッチポケットと、アメリカン・トラディショナルな仕様が特徴的なジャケット。フロントや袖口のナットボタンなど、王道のアイビースタイルを踏襲した一着となっています。リネン素材を使用し、春夏らしい軽快な雰囲気と、独特のシワ感が楽しめるカジュアルな仕上がりです。 商品の詳細 原産国: アメリカ カラー: ダークネイビー サイズ: XS, S, M 表地: 麻100% 裏地: ポリエステル51% / 綿49% モデル着用サイズ: XS (172cm 56kg) ※タンブラー乾燥はお止めください。 ※洗濯はクリーニング専門店へご相談ください。 ※サイズについて
Meet the blazer especially made for guys who don’t wear blazers. The definitive sport coat leads with big-time comfort but is finished with top-shelf craftsmanship. Made with a unique knit fabric that combines both softness and stretch, it’s tailored, yet relaxed and best of all, the fabric is naturally wrinkle-resista

So go forth, my fashion-forward spell-slingers, and show the world the true might of your newly-transmuted tech-bro style!

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